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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Nov 22, 2016 23:13:40 GMT -5
This is a new RPG and this is the storyline.
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Operation S.T.O.P.T.R.U.M.P.
Save Two Operatives Presently Trapped Relentlessly Under Moronic Presidency
Somewhere in America...
Donald Trump is in the valet area getting ready to leave.
Donald Trump: I don't have time for this! I like this car!
Donald Trump buys a lady's car and then her two kids by writing checks and giving them to her. He then gets into the car.
Young Boy: Who are you?
Donald Trump: What? Do you live in a cave? I'm Donald Trump! I'm the biggest! I'm the best!
Young Girl: I'm scared!
Donald Trump: Don't be scared! Here's twelve thousand bucks. That should take care of your fear!
Donald Trump gives the kids twelve thousand dollars and drives off with the car.
Several minutes later...
Donald Trump: Okay, you two Kids Next Door operatives are going to tell me everything you know or I'm going to waterboard everyone in your entire family!
Meanwhile, at Sector VA, which is based in a treehouse near the water in Norfolk, Virginia, Numbuh 74, a blonde boy who wears a dark-blue beret and a dark-blue military-style uniform, is watching the events unfold on a television screen.
Numbuh 74: I can't believe that this guy got elected President of the United States! If the Democrats had nominated a candidate that was a strong one and wasn't crooked, he would've lost handily. And now he is working with Father and/or Mister Boss.
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Post by Mythica on Dec 4, 2016 17:23:23 GMT -5
I arrive at Trump Tower in NYC in the car I just bought along with the two kids and park it next to the building.
Me: Listen up you two, we have arrived at my tower. You're coming inside with me and you better not cause any trouble or else.
Young Girl: Or else what?
Me: Don't get smart with me, you little brat! You'll be the one in serious trouble if you try to mess with me, got it?
The young girl just nods quietly.
I take her response as satisfactory and get out of the car. I come around to the passenger side and open the door to get the kids out of the backseat. I then grab a hold of them as they come out of the car and I quickly take them inside the lobby of the building. Several seconds later, I lead the kids onto an elevator and take it all the way up to my primary penthouse condominium residence. Upon arriving there, I lead the two kids into a room and have them stay put there for now. As I begin to setup the waterboarding table to torture information including any Kids Next Door secrets out of them, I hear the phone ringing in the other room.
Me: *Mutters to himself* I really don't have time for this.
I stop what I'm doing and head into the other room to answer the phone to find out who is calling and whether there is something going on with my presidential campaign, or if I'm needed elsewhere for some reason.
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Post by Numbuh 7.1 on Dec 4, 2016 21:46:18 GMT -5
The young boy and girl (not exactly named just yet) watch as Donald Trump goes into the other room to answer the phone. As he becomes preoccupied on the phone, the two kids head into a corner out of his line of sight and begin quietly speaking to each other.
Young Girl: I'm still scared he may try to get Kids Next Door secrets out of us!
Young Boy: I know, I might have a plan that might work.
Young Girl: What's your plan?
The young boy reaches into one of his pockets and pulls out some sort of KND Communications Device he had kept hidden on him.
Young Boy: I just hope there is a KND Sector nearby who can come and rescue us from here.
He begins dialing on it hoping there is a KND Sector tree house nearby, but manages to get someone in KND Global Command who doesn't immediately recognize his voice to answer instead.
Global Command Operative: Um, hello.
Young Boy: *Almost yelling* Initiate Code PANTS ON FIRE!!
He realizes his mistake of speaking a bit too loudly and checks to make sure that didn't get Donald Trump's attention, but finds he is lucky as he still remains on the phone in the other room. The young boy suddenly hears a confused voice on the other end of the communications device.
Global Command Operative: Calm down and tell me what is going on. By the way, who is this?
Young Boy: I'm a Kids Next Door operative. My sister and I have been involved in a children trafficking incident by Donald Trump and are currently being held captured.
Global Command Operative: Where are you located?
Young Boy: I'm not sure, I think we are in Trump Tower somewhere. We need immediate assistance to get out of here as Donald Trump is preparing to waterboard us sooner or later. I think he wants to get us to talk and most likely give him secret information on the Kids Next Door.
Global Command Operative: Oh gosh, that's not good. I'll go ahead and order a Pants On Fire to get help to you right away. Just sit tight and remain calm until help arrives.
The global command operative disconnects from the communications device as the young boy quickly puts it away and goes to his sister.
Young Boy: Help should be here soon to rescue us.
Young Girl: That's good, I want to get out of here.
The Pants On Fire order in the meantime is sent to Sector VA as they appear to be the closet sector to where they believe Trump Tower is...
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Dec 5, 2016 16:05:37 GMT -5
Numbuh 74: *to himself* Sector NY is actually closer to Trump Tower, so they should be the ones responding to the Pants On Fire order, but they are preoccupied with a monstrous version of Rosie O'Donnell who has been transformed into a giant pig monster.
Numbuh 74 attempts to make contact with the two Kids Next Door operatives trapped inside Trump Tower.
At Trump Tower, Donald Trump gets a phone call from Mitt Romney.
Donald Trump: You trashed me four years after I endorsed you and now you want a position in my administration?!
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Post by Numbuh 7.1 on Dec 11, 2016 10:54:18 GMT -5
The young boy hears his KND Communications Device going off and quickly answers it to learn that it is Numbuh 74.
Young Boy: Hello! Yes, I'm one of the operatives that were involved in the children trafficking incident. We are currently being held captured by Donald Trump somewhere in Trump Tower and need assistance in escaping from here.
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Post by Numbuh 7.2 on Dec 11, 2016 11:22:18 GMT -5
The young girl overhears the young boy on his KND Communications Device and speaks up to whoever is making contact with them on it.
Young Girl: Please come quickly, I'm scared! I heard Donald Trump is planning on waterboarding us to get secrets including Kids Next Door information out of us!
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Dec 15, 2016 15:38:18 GMT -5
Numbuh 74 talks into his communications device.
Numbuh 74: I'll get there as soon as possible!
Numbuh 74 climbs into a Kids Next Door fighter jet and flies off towards New York City.
Meanwhile, at Trump Tower...
Donald Trump: *on the phone* Mitt Romney, you couldn't defeat Barack Obama, which is something I could have easily done in 2012. You owe me for my endorsement you Mormon square! Where's your magic underwear? Are you wearing it? I'm picking the Exxon Mobil CEO for Secretary of State. How do you like that?
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Post by Numbuh 7.1 on Dec 19, 2016 4:07:46 GMT -5
The young boy gets back off his KND Communications Device and hears Donald Trump still yakking away on the phone with someone over political matters.
Young Boy: *to the young girl* Help should be here soon to help us escape from here.
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Post by Numbuh 7.2 on Dec 19, 2016 4:40:07 GMT -5
The young girl feels a bit better knowing help is coming, but is still feeling nervous being stuck there.
Young Girl: I feel a bit better that we are going to be saved, but I'm still afraid.
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Post by Numbuh 7.1 on Dec 19, 2016 5:29:58 GMT -5
The young boy thinks for a bit and responds to the young girl.
Young Boy: Well, if help doesn't get here soon or if it seems things are getting worse, we'll begin making our backup escape plan.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Dec 24, 2016 22:38:08 GMT -5
(Have you read about the guys that Donald Trump has picked for his cabinet? I'm beginning to think that he's trolling us.)
Suddenly, Donald Trump gets off of the phone and enters the room with the two Kids Next Door operatives. Vladimir Putin and Rex Tillerson, who is Donald Trump's pick for Secretary of State, also enter the room.
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Post by Numbuh 7.1 on Dec 26, 2016 4:10:32 GMT -5
(Yeah, I have heard about them somewhere and they sounded like they are equally as worse, and maybe we're being trolled. I do recognize who Vladimir Putin is, but don't remember seeing much on Rex Tillerson for some reason even though I'm in many different Anti-Trump groups on Facebook.)
The young boy notices Donald Trump has gotten off the phone with whoever he had been yakking to as he comes into the room with two others who were likely picked for his cabinet.
Young Boy: Uh oh, what do we do now?
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Post by Numbuh 7.2 on Dec 26, 2016 4:23:56 GMT -5
The young girl also notices what is happening and moves near the young girl.
Young Girl: What's going on? I'm getting scared.
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Post by Numbuh 7.1 on Dec 26, 2016 5:03:54 GMT -5
The young boy turns to the young girl upon hearing her.
Young Boy: Don't be, I'm sure we'll get out of this, someway.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Dec 26, 2016 10:57:57 GMT -5
Numbuh 74 parks his Kids Next Door fighter jet next to one of the windows on Trump Tower and notices the two Kids Next Door operatives.
Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Rex Tillerson prepare to grab the two captive operatives and torture them.
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Post by Numbuh 7.2 on Dec 26, 2016 18:54:43 GMT -5
The young girl sees Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Rex Tillerson reaching to grab her and the young boy and panics.
Young Girl: You're scaring me!
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Post by Numbuh 7.1 on Dec 26, 2016 19:00:22 GMT -5
The young boy begins to panic as well and begins thinking they may have to make a run for it as he slowly backs away toward a wall.
Young Boy: What are you preparing to do to us?
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Post by Numbuh 7.2 on Dec 26, 2016 19:05:00 GMT -5
The young girl suddenly notices what looks like a jet sitting outside one of the windows and wonders what it is.
Young Girl: *whispering to the young boy* I wonder what that is outside the window.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Dec 26, 2016 21:10:34 GMT -5
(Hey, are you in college or something?)
The cockpit of the Kids Next Door fighter jet opens up.
Numbuh 74: Hey, get inside if you want to get out of here!
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Post by Numbuh 7.1 on Dec 28, 2016 18:10:24 GMT -5
(No, I'm not in college. Maybe just busy at times while thinking of the responses to this role play and which way it is going to go next.)
The young boy takes notice of someone calling to them from outside the window!
Young Boy: Oh good, there is someone here to rescue us, let's go.
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